May 5, 2010

It is HOT outside. Humid. Muggy. Makes me want to



Song promotion of the day -
Free and Easy by Dierks Bentley
Folsom Prison Blues by Johnny Cash
I'm Your Man by Leonard Cohen


Scruffles (Xzavier(nephew)) Song Promotion of the Day
Feel by Zug Izland



Today in History
from www.todayinhistory.com

1865 - First US train robbery (North Bend Ohio)
1939 - Flash floods kill 75 in Northeast Kentucky
1944 - Gandhi freed from prison
1997 - "Married With Children" final episode on Fox TV



Quotes
from www.thinkexist.com

"Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.”
~Maria Robinson

“Change is inevitable - except from a vending machine.”
~Robert C Gallagher



Quotes
from random friends, family, etc.

"Happy Seen-Ko Dee Mai-oh"



Word of the Day
from www.dictionary.com

vamoose - to leave hurriedly or quickly; decamp



Holidaze
from www.brownielocks.com

May is National Egg Month
This week it is National Wildflower Week

Of course, today is Cinco de Mayo!
Today is also Totally Chipotle Day!



My Life is Average
www.mylifeisaverage.com

The other night i was texting one of my more peculiar male friends. He began asking me to send naked pictures, to which i replied no. Finally, he said, "Fine, about bra and panties?" However, he never specified ME in bra and panties, so i took my cat, put a bra on her, and proceeded in taking a picture and sending it with a caption that said, "Here's my pussy." Needless to say he has left me alone since. MLIA

Today, I bought a bubble wrap calendar. You're supposed to pop one bubble every day. 2010 is already over. MLIA

Today, I found a new favorite quote: "Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese." MLIA





Text Faux Pas
from www.textsfromlastnight.com

(816):
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.

(614):
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.

(401):
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"

(903):
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.







Chuck Norris Factoid of the Day
from www.chucknorrisfactoids.com
"When Chuck Norris jumped into the ocean, he didn't get wet, the water got Chuck Norris'ed. "





Funny Pics
from the www.icanhascheezburger.com collection














Personal
from the life & times of jessi bean

I intended to go to work today to see if I could finagle some overtime, but things did not work out quite the way I had hoped today. At all. Not that it was a bad day, just...off. Way off. And no, I haven't been out drinking for Cinco de Mayo.


People of Chase
from the life & times of … you!

:( I wasn't at work today. No stories.




Live…From California!!
from the adventures of SPA (my nephew & his friends)

(metal roar) NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! NEVER! I NOW! KNOW! MY A B Cs! NEXT! TIME! WOOOOONT! YOU SING! WITH! MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!



Learn from My Fail
from www.learnfrommyfail.com


Your kitty can’t tell the difference between her litter box and the zen garden. #LFMF

Never promise your child that "If you can catch a bird, you can keep it." Your four-year-old will catch a plague-infested seagull with a damaged wing. #LFMF

Roasting chestnuts yourself isn’t as great as it sounds if you don’t COMPLETELY score the bottom of each one: you may end up cowering in the corner of your kitchen while they explode all over. #LFMF

It doesn’t take much to break the plastic closure on the back of a bikini top, especially at the waterslides. #LFMF

When upgrading your phone and selling you previous iPhone to your mum, remember to delete all your ‘adult’ bookmarks from the browser. #LFMF






Thank you, thank you. I am here for all eternity. Have a wonderful Wednesday!

?jessi