Monday, May 31, 2010

June 1, 2010

Welcome to JUNE!!! Enter with a bang.

I want to take a moment to promote my friend's blog.
Click here to read it
His latest entry is about child abuse/violence. It is disturbing and heartbreaking. And intelligent. So, Aaron Chandler, here's your promotion because your blog touched me that much.

Scary Spice's Songz

Have You Ever Seen the Rain by Creedence Clearwater Revival
Alabama by Cross Canadian Ragweed
Bela Lugosi is Dead by Bauhaus

Tuesday Bonus
Tomorrow by Sixx AM

Scruffles' Songz

About a Girl by Nirvana
Get the Funk Outta Ma Face by The Brothers Johnson
Somebody Told Me by the Killers

Tuesday Bonus
All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You by Heart

Aaron Chandler's Songz

Tongue Tied from the show Red Dwarf
Trapped in the Drive Thru by Weird Al
Chihuahua by DJ BoBo

Tuesday Bonus
Ding Ding Dong by Gunther


June is Adopt a Shelter Cat Month!!

June 1 is National Go Barefoot Day && Say Something Nice Day!!

Today in History

1495 1st written record of Scotch Whiskey appears in Exchequer Rolls of Scotland, Friar John Cor is the distiller
1792 Kentucky admitted as 15th US state
1796 Tennessee admitted as 16th US state
1808 1st US land-grant university founded-Ohio Univ, Athens, Ohio
1813 Capt John Lawrence utters Navy motto "Don't give up the ship
1843 It snows in Buffalo & Rochester NY & Cleveland Ohio
^Not important? Think about what day it is.
1880 US census at 50,155,783
1890 US census at 62,622,250
1938 Superman 1st appears in DC Comics' Action Comics Series issue #1

Word of the Day

threnody - a poem, speech, or song of lamentation, esp for the dead.

from the life & times of jessi bean

My good friend, and excellent poet, Janeece, has allowed me to be the one to write her biography. I am epically honored.
Read her poetry here.

♥john♥ will be here Wednesday night. yayz!

In the Spotlight
from the life & times of YOU!!

My nephew, Jake Flanders, is now on FaceBook. HA! We are gaining on you, MySpace. Oh wait. FB trumps MS any day. If you search him, he is the one with the spiky colorful face thing. Yeah.


"All you touch and all you see is all your life will ever be." ~Breathe by Pink Floyd

"And if she asks you why you can tell her that I told you that I'm tired of Castles in the Air." ~Castles in the Air by Don McLean

"And the words of the prophets are written on the subway walls, and tenement halls, and whispered in the sounds of silence." ~Sounds of Silence by Paul Simon

from random family, friends, overheard conversations, etc.

"Would you love a monsterman (monsterwoman in a guy's case), could you understand, the beauty of the beast?"
~from Lordi as requested by Scruffles (Xzavier)



A Jenny Haniver is the carcass of a ray or a skate which has been modified and subsequently dried, resulting in a grotesque preserved specimen.

One suggestion for the origin of the term was the French phrase jeune d'Anvers ('young [person] of Antwerp'). British sailors "cockneyed" this description into the personal name "Jenny Hanvers." They are also widely known as "Jenny Haviers".

For centuries, sailors sat on the Antwerp docks and carved these "mermaids" out of dried skates. They then preserved them further with a coat of varnish. They supported themselves by selling their artistic creations to working sailors as well as to tourists visiting the docks.

Jenny Hanivers have been created to look like devils, angels and dragons. Some writers have suggested the sea monk may have been a Jenny Haniver.

Nifty Websites

A truly fascinating website about science.

My Life is Average

Today, I learned that the prefix "sham" means fake. Apparently, I've been washing my hair with fake poo for sixteen years. MLIA

Friday night, my friends and I went out to eat. After eating we all went out to Dairy Queen for some desert. I had bought a bouncy ball from the place we had eaten so we were bouncing it off the table and trying to make cool shots. One of my friends hadn't had a turn to bounce it yet so I gave her the ball and said "Let's see what you got!" She proceeded to bounce it off of an empty bowl, off of the table, and straight into the open mouth of our other friend. She is officially a ninja. MLIA

Today, I woke up and there was a bagel under my pillow. There was also a banana in my toilet. I live alone. What? MLIA

The other day i wore my "I only date ninjas" shirt to school for the first time. The guy i REALY like came up to me and said "is that so"? then walked away. The next day he came up to me in a ninja holloween costume and said "now do i quallify to date you"? he is perfect.:D

Today I watched a German movie, with English subtitles... on the French channel. MLIA.

Learn From My Fail

If you find a dead carpenter bee in the garage and take it in the house so the kids can see it up close and not be afraid of them anymore, be prepared to have at least one of the children cry for half an hour over the dead bee. #LFMF

when using the disabled toilet because the other is in use, the big red cord is NOT the flush cord. #LFMF

Just because Violet Beauregarde says she sticks her gum behind her ear for safekeeping, it does not mean it’s a good idea. #LFMF

Text Faux Pas

The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.

I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.

omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.

Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.

Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs

Customers are Fun

No Fortitude For Longitude, Part 4
Call Center | Ohio, USA

(After unlocking the caller’s account and beginning to explain when it can be used.)
Me: “Okay, sir. The account will be unlocked in a half hour.”
Caller: “Okay, I’m in Florida, where y’all located?”
Me: “Sir, we are in Ohio.”
Caller: “Okay. So is that 30 minutes Central or 30 minutes Eastern?”

Chuck Norris!

When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.

The 6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon

"Henry Rollins"

Henry Rollins was in Johnny Mnemonic with Keanu Reeves.
Keanu Reeves was in Something's Gotta Give with Paul Glaser.
Paul Glaser was in The Air Up There with Kevin Bacon.

Random Video Hilarity

Thank you, Aaron Chandler, for finding this for me!
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