Friday, May 28, 2010

May 28, 2010

Hello! I hope you are all having a fantastic Friday. If this is your first time here, you can find previous editions of dOrk fOrces by clicking on a date to the right of this page.

If you have NOT been receiving these in your e-mail and come to this blog for your daily dose, I apologize for the delay. I will have the last week's DF up by Sunday at the latest.

Today's is not going to be too long because I am readjusting to having to post it on the blog FIRST, and also I had some running around to do today.


May is National Youth Traffic Safety Month!

Today is...nothing special apparently. We have Sierra Club Day (???) and Slugs Return From Capistrano Day. I am sure there are some FASCINATING stories behind these. no doubt.

Today in History

1900 Solar eclipse occurs
1997 Bob Dylan hospitalized in England with histoplasmosis

Word of the Day

ethereal - light, airy, or tenuous.
^definitely a poem word.

from the life & times of jessi-bean

Just having way too much fun with Steffi this week. Watched Stoploss last nigt, ate pot stickers, Blizzard Oreos, talked to John, listened to muzak, played Ms PacMan. I'm telling you. I needed this. Thanks, Steffi. I am kind of glad my trans went out.

Kind of. My trans still went out. But it was SO worth it to spend the week with you.

from the life & times of you!

Gimme stories, ya'll.

Scary Spice's Song Promotion of the Day
(if you're new and wondering why this name was dubbed to me - it had something to do with the scorpion that bit me and the pic I took of it...after I killed it.)

I Guess You're Right by The Posies
Wrong Baby Wrong by Martina McBride
Dust in the Wind by Kansas

Friday Friday Friday Bonus
What Was I Thinkin' by Dierks Bentley
That's How Country Boys Roll by Billy Currington

My Gal Friday...Steffi Style's Song Promotion of the Day

Brandon's Song Promotion of the Day

People=Shit by Slipknot
Sulfur by Slipknot
Do What You Do by Mudvayne

Friday Friday Friday Bonus
Dig by Mudvayne


Bob Dylan quotes!

A hero is someone who understands the responsibility that comes with his freedom.

A song is anything that can walk by itself.

He not busy being born is busy dying.

from random family, friends, etc.

"I accidentally put your name in all caps. Heeeyyyy! Does that qualify as me screaming your name?"
~ Me.

Fascinating Websites
from AND

Rense - check out the size of our world!!!

My Life is Average

Today I typed "Waffles are" into Google and it said: "Waffles are pancakes with syrup traps." Made my day. MLIA.

Today I was in the girls locker room getting dressed for gym, when from around the corner we hear my gym teacher say "Who brought this guinea pig here?!?!?! What kind of joke is this?!?!" After going to check, we found there was, in fact, a guinea pig in a cage sitting on the floor of the locker room. Nobody really knew what to make of the situation. MLIA

Sorry. That's it for today. The main thing was to get it posted today. I will get better at this. :) I promitz.