Sunday, May 23, 2010

May 21, 2010


Jupiter. The planet. Is missing. A ring. ????

^That thing made noise. Like the PacMan game. It was loud. At my desk. Just a warning.


May is National Vinegar Month.

Today is I Need a Patch for That Day, National Endangered Species Day, and World Day for Cultural Diversity for Dialogue and Development Day. Yeah. Say that ten times fast, yo.

Today in History

1310 Shoes were made for both right & left feet
1881 American Red Cross founded by Clara Barton
1908 1st horror movie (Dr Jekyll & Mr Hyde) premieres in Chicago
1918 House of Representatives passes amendment allowing women to vote

Word of the Day

baksheesh - a tip, present, or gratuity

from the life & times of jessi bean

Was up until 4:30am. I am not tired. Go figure. Must be the lack of nicotine. It's hot. And humid. But just wow. 70 miles an hour down the freeway is an amazing feeling with the windows down. I want to go driving. Outrun the sunset. Yes.

People of Chase
from the life & times of … you!

So multiple people got texts from Kenny yesterday announcing that he is going to be a father!!!!!!!!!
Today he's been called multiple names because he was referring to his dog having puppies.
Kenny. You're lucky we didn't throw you a celebration party. That would have been epic. But hey. On the other hand, maybe those onesies would have come in handy for dressing up the pups. And the diapers? Yeah. I can see how those would be necessary as well.

Scary Spice's Song Promotion of the Day
(there ya go, Jan. got mahself a nicky-name. because My Gal Friday said I was scary spice for posting a pic of the scorpion that bit me up on FaceBook. or MySpace. one of them)

Has Anybody Seen Amy by John & Audrey Wiggins
Midnight in Montgomery by Alan Jackson
Water's Edge by Seven Mary Three

Friday Finally Bonus
Runaway Train by Soul Asylum
Til Summer Comes Around by Keith Urban
Get Off on the Pain by Gary Allan
Who We Be by DMX♥

My Gal Friday…Steffi Style Song Promotion of the Day

99 Red Balloons by Nena
Our Lips Are Sealed by The Go-Go's
More Than a Feeling by Boston

Audrey's Song Promotion of the Day

Lean on My by Bill Withers
We Are Family by Sister Sledge

Scruffles' Song Promotion of the Day

Shadow Zong by Static-X
I Want to … Break It by Static-X
Happy? by Mudvayne

Friday Finally Bonus
The god That Failed by Metallica
The Remembrance Ballad by Atreyu

Damien's Song Promotion of the Day

She Got it Made by Plies
Customer by Raheem DeVaughn
Say Ahh by Trey Songz

Friday Finally Bonus
Confessions (I & II) by Usher


“Who knows how long I've loved you, you know I love you still. Will I wait a lonely lifetime? If you want me to I will.” ~Beatles song quote
“I have so many different personalities in me and I still feel lonely.” ~Tori Amos
“Dreams have but one owner at a time. That is why dreamers are lonely.” ~Erma Bombeck
“The stars, that nature hung in heaven, and filled their lamps with everlasting oil, give due light to the misled and lonely traveller.” ~John Milton

from random friends, family, etc.

• I have seen enough zombie movies to know a Zombie apocalypse when I see one. They start with treating old age like a disease and try to "cure it" and instead create a mind destroyer that makes you want to eat each other. Add this to the fact science just created a living cell with "man-made DNA" and you will see that we are screwed.
~~Olan Goodman~~
as a response to

Jessi: ha ha ha banana
Brandon: A banana sounds really good right now
Jessi: I was thinking an orange...
Brandon: Or an apple
Jessi: Or a pomegranate
Brandon: Or a bananaorangeapplepiesoupchilegrapsourtacoshrimpchickenbbqtunasunday!
Jessi: Can I quote you on that?
Brandon: If u want
Jessi: Awesome possum
Brandon: To the nearest dorkforces by u!
Jessi: Tee hee
Brandon: Bee weezee
Jessi: Bee. Weezee. Really?
Brandon: Yeah

you know there is something wrong with me when i eat fried foods...that's the worst thing possible for me. but then i think about it - at least i'm not hanging out with my good friends Jack, Jose and Johnny!!! LoL!
~~My Gal Friday…Steffi Style


The zombie apocalypse is a particular scenario of apocalyptic fiction that customarily has a science fiction/horror rationale. In a zombie apocalypse, a widespread rise of zombies hostile to human life engages in a general assault on civilization. In some mythologies, victims of zombies may become zombies themselves if they are bitten by zombies; in others, everyone who dies, whatever the cause, becomes one of the undead. In either scenario, this causes the outbreak to become an exponentially growing crisis: the spreading "zombie plague" swamps normal military and law enforcement organizations, leading to the panicked collapse of civilian society until only isolated pockets of survivors remain, scavenging for food and supplies in a world reduced to a pre-industrial hostile wilderness. The day that the zombie apocalypse begins is sometimes known, by analogy with military operations such as D-Day, as Z-Day.[1]


My Life is Average

Today, I saw a guy wearing gothic clothes drinking out of a Miley Cyrus thermos and eating out of an Edward Cullen lunch box. I have never wanted more to punch a contradiction in the face. MLIA.

When I was three, I went outside to play on the swing set. Since there is a forest in my backyard, there was a deer. The deer was giving birth to a baby fawn. When i saw this, I ran inside screaming, 'MOMMY THE DEER IS LAYING AN EGG!' my parents still mock me for this...MLIA

Today, my boyfriend showed me that if you type James Bond into Google Translate and translate it to Traditional Chinese, it will translate to 007. MLIA

Today, my friend wanted to go home early from college. His reason? "The nintendo plushie I ordered came in the mail and I want to open it!!" MLIA

Learn from My Fail

When driving 1.5 hours to an out of town hockey game, make sure your son put his Goalie pads in the car. #LFMF

When your girlfriend tells you her sister is a downtown hotdog vendor, spontaneously asking her sister "what corner do you work" could be taken the wrong way. #LFMF

When crossing an international border never answer "not today" when the guard asks if you are bringing in any guns or explosives. #LFMF

When a bottle of Franks Red Hot sauce drops on the floor and breaks – don’t assume the cat is smart enough not to lick it up. #LFMF

Customers are Fun

Early Bird-Brained
Supermarket New Zealand

(I am at work doing a before-opening clean of the trolley handles and checkout counters.)
Customer: “Excuse me, I’d like to buy these now please.”
Me: “Um, ma’am, I’m not a checkout operator.”
Customer: “Yes, but I’m here now and I’m running late, so can you just run these through the scanner for me?”
Me: “Ma’am, it’s five thirty. There are no checkout operators as we don’t open for another hour and a half.”
Customer: “Oh, I was wondering why there wasn’t anyone in the Deli, but that’s okay because I went back behind the counter and got the ham out the freezer.”
Me: “Ma’am, you’re not allowed to do that. How did you get in? The doors are locked until the security guard gets here.”
Customer: “Oh, I broke the window because I thought your door wasn’t working. Can you run these through for me now?”

Chuck Norris Factoid of the Day

"Chuck Norris...End of Story "

Funny Pics
from the collection

Thank you, thank you. I am here for all eternity.