April 11, 2010

I hope you all had a super Sunday. Who caught the game? Man. I was kind of disappointed in the Lakers. All those missed free throws. Dang.

Anywho.

Here's some funnies to make you feel better after the game.


Today in History
from www.todayinhistory.com

1895 - Anaheim completes its new electric light system.
1900 - US Navy's first submarine made its debut.
1906 - Einstein introduces his theory of relativity.
1957 - Pablo Neruda arrested in Buenos Aires
1965 - 40 tornadoes strike US midwest killing 272 & injuring 5000.
2010 - LA Lakers lose to Portland Blazers, 91-88.


Quotes
from www.thinkexist.com

Today's quotes are all by Pablo Neruda.

"I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you straightforwardly, without complexities or pride; so I love you because I know no other way."

"And one by one the nights between our separated cities are joined to the night that unites us."

"I grew up in this town, my poetry was born between the hill and the river, it took its voice from the rain, and like the timber, it steeped itself in the forests."


Word of the Day
from www.dictionary.com

dishabille - the state of being carelessly or partially dressed.


Holidaze
from www.holidays.net

Today is International "Louie Louie" Day....that's right....the rock'n'roll song. YEAH!


My Life is Average
from www.mylifeisaverage.com

Today, I went to buy some spray paint for a project. I've never used a spray can before, so I decided to try it on paper provided. Unfortunately I didn't hold the can the right way and ended up with black, permanent, paint all over my face in the middle of a store. MLIA.

Today, my cat fell down the stairs and when she got to the bottom she started to kick herself in the face. She does this every day. MLIA.

Today, my class took their driver's ed test. In the middle of it my keys fell on to the floor. The keychain I have attached to them states "So many pedastrians, So little time". My teacher grabbed them off the floor, saw the keychain, and said "so true". MLIA

Today, after 13 years, I was shocked to discover that my birthmark is on the right side of my face. Not the left. Stupid mirror mind tricks. MLIA


Text Faux Pas
from www.textsfromlastnight.com

(908): I cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried.

(919): okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.

(614): Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...

(978): she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.

(716): the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is...

(217): you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out.


Chuck Norris Factoid of the Day
from www.chucknorrisfactoids.com

"The President has Chuck Norris on speed dial...on the red phone "


Funny Pics
from the www.icanhascheezburger.com collection





***Now, I like her music, but this was just too hilarious to pass up.


Personal

So my son and I were watching the game (Lakers vs Blazers). He started by cheering for the Lakers, then predicted the Blazers were going to win when it 88-88 and started cheering for the Blazers.



Top Ten List
from www.ahajokes.com

The Top Signs That You've Hired A Bad Private Eye


Considers reading "The Hardy Boys Mysteries" actually helpful reasearch.

He has a pet basset hound named "Flash" that acts as his trusty assistant.

His best disguise is wearing a hat.

Keeps getting confused and follows you all the time.

Won't read any messages without his trusty decoder ring.

Dresses up like Jessica Fletcher from "Murder She Wrote" when he thinks he's caught the suspect.

Well, he's blind.



Just for Giggles
from www.laughoutloud.net

A Very Puzzled Blonde

John gets a distressed phone call from his very blonde girlfriend Buffy.

"I've got a problem," says Buffy.

"What's the matter?" asks John.

"Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can't find any edges."

"What's the picture of?" asks John.

"It's of a big rooster," replies Buffy.

"All right," says John. "I'll come over and have a look."

So he goes over to Buffy's house and she greets him by saying, "Thanks for coming over." Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the kitchen table.

John looks at the puzzle and then turns to her and says, "For heaven's sake, Buffy, put the cornflakes back in the box."



That's all folks....

♥jessi